This hilarious joke, courtsy of Chrissy...:D
"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?"
"to get to the BOTTOM"
here are two more to make ya smile...
What do cannabolistic Japanese men eat?
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RAMEN! (Get it? raw-men heh heh heh)
Okay here's a second one...
Which one does not belong? Lobster, Crab, Salmon or an japanese man under a steamroller?
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the salmon! the rest are "crustaceans" ....(crushed asians) heh heh heh..okay yeah. well i laughed....
math sucks, so does psychology. tomorrow's gonna suck, but then it's the last day before the holiday weekend :) that'll be good...I'm hanging out at the Official Bumming HQ (i.e. chrissy's house) they're killin all the ants yay! and yes. so i have to leave..unless i wanna grow a third arm. yes. okay. I guess that's it. I've had way too much deep fried stuff this week. baaaaaaad teri. i must go back to the cardboard healthy stuff...soon. LoL ..."back" HA! I've never even gone there LoL...I've just gotta stop with the deep friedness...yes. school requires a lot of reading.
old pictures look different when you see them years later...blowing bubbles is always fun, always seems to brighten up my day a bit :D
About Me
- Surrender to Destiny
- I'm not a punk rocker, I'm a geek and a freak and I like living in California. I spaz and space-out way too much. I need to learn to breath. I blog. I go to school. I don't like sci fi or horror movies. I do enjoy chick flicks and comedies. I like dolphins. I think Aussie, English and Scottish accents are cool. I change my mind way too much and contradict myself constantly. I have bitter and cynical views of life... although I really shouldn't. I am half Japanese and half Chinese. I am not a fan of paragraphs. I'm blind as a bat and wear contacts. I'd love to travel the world, but so far I've been to 13 US states and 2 other countries.
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3 comments:
miss buffness reporting.
never feel lame teri wu! :) kno that we all <3 you so much ^_^
MARIA DIARRHEA SAYS:Dude. Chrissy. Those jokes are awful ... I love it. >:]
Hey Gang, I haven't see y'all in quite a while ... just passing by to say wassup since my internet is being nice to me for once. Wahoo!! Anyway, just passing by to say hello, and sorry I haven't been keeping up. This week is basically orientation week (school starts next Tues for me) so I've been busy driving to Oakland. That or I've been driving to Vallejo because it's my BF's last week in the Bay. :( Tomorrow I'm putting up my art in the New Student Exhibition held by my school, but that's gonna be at the San Francisco campus!! So please wish me luck driving around Potrero Hill (same place where SLHS Prom was) and hopefully not getting hit by some idiot Hooch that can't park for ^()&#$^(&^#(&^@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay anyway I MISS YOU TERI AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT READS THIS THAT I KNOW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. xoxoxoxoxoxo
Maria :o)
HEY MARIAAAAAA Will you be around on saturday? so we can discuss sunday? you're still coming right? :D YEP! okay great loL
WHOOT FOR having your super fantablious artistness skillz out for the world to see :D no idiot hooch bettah hit ya cah LoL we'd find 'em and hunt them down!
bah see you soon mariaaaaaaaaaaa A.K.A. THE SEXAY!
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